Doting Oma was here and she had a shitload of pictures!
This will be your only warning.
Proceed at your own risk.
Wanna know what’s scary? Her great-grandmother on her mother’s father’s side often gives her son that same look when he’s being particularly assy. (Either that or she’s got gas)
Not the ears, Ma! Anything but the ears! They’re so GOOFY!
How come YOU get to be the princess??